This is where we should answer the most common questions but we chose otherwise.

Do you have a clue what you are doing?

Nope, but thanks for asking.

Were the Moon Landings faked?

We actually get asked this more then you would think.

What’s your return policy?

What policy?!? It is a podcast you can't unlisten it!  However, you can play it backwards which does help you forget the oginal version.

Do you ship overseas and to P.O. boxes?

Yes, in fact we ship to most of the inner planets and are working on the outer ones by late this year. (as if)

Do you have customer service?


Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

We never get invited to any cool parties.